We stopped at Pittsburgh’s Rocky’s Route 8 on June 6th after work, interested to try someplace new to eat. The food wasn’t great but we managed to get some funny pictures at least.

This Little Piggy Wants to Eat Your Soul

We had to wait more than an hour for mediocre wings and a hamburger, in spite of the fact that there were only three other occupied tables. Fortunately the restaurant’s unsettling table place cards did a fine job suppressing our appetites.

Scary insane pig wants you to eat fattening foods (iPhone 4 Photo by Your Humble Host)

The farmer pig feigns a smile but his furrowed brow and sad eyes reveals he is a soulless husk of his former self, having sold out to the restaurant consortium.

The Evil Twin Laughs at Your Hunger

But if that wasn’t unsettling enough, the pig has a conjoined twin on his flip side. – A monster of a genetic engineering fry cook…

What’s on the menu at the island of Doctor Moreau (iPhone 4 Photo by Yours Truly)

What in hell is happened to his feet?!