Tag: Humor

Tautologies Subject to Tautology

Searching for humidifiers on Amazon one day, I came across this very philosphical description of size.

Cat Supplies

As suggested by my Amazon.com recommendations:

The Hit and Run Breakfast

The humor in today’s video, speaks, I think, for itself. (But then again: I have a robust, dark sense of humor: so your mileages may vary.) This snippet is from Dragnet, The Hit-and-Run Driver which first aired April 6, 1967. In this snippet, Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and his partner Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan) meet …

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Did Peter Make a Peter Joke?

Peter Brady, 'But I got Moby Dick for a brother.'

Continuing my observations of watching late night reruns, today I bring you a shocking Brady Bunch double entendre. In this scene, Peter storms in, thinking his brother Greg has taken the girl he wants to date. At first, he only calls Greg a, ‘rat’. After confronting Greg, Peter basically calls his brother a big putz …

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Mike Brady’s AT-AT

Mr. Phillips enter's Mike's office and invites the Bradys to spend a day on his boat.

In my efforts to ease my mind into sleep at night, I like to watch older TV shows. I find little easter eggs in them. Some quasi-historical, most TV trivial, and some musings of my imagination. And it is from the latter, that I bring you an episode (#17) of the Brady Bunch, “Coming Out …

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Iceland’s Steinahellir Cave Signs

Steinahellir cave sign Iceland

Along the road, In the south of Iceland, near the Bay of Holtsós is a small cave. The cave is not very deep: little more than an alcove. It is so shallow, in fact that it gets enough light that the entirety of the cave is overgrown with ferns and moss. The small grotto is …

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Carol’s Dating Didn’t Go Well After Mike Brady Left the Family

Things were rough for Carol and the Brady family after Mike Brady left.

August 2018 – Quote of the Month

“I don’t want to hear the specials. If they’re so special, put ’em on the menu.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Insect Screens Will Not Stop Children from Falling Out of Windows

Insect screens will not stop children from falling out of windows. Keep children away from open windows.

I love product warnings about obvious things and I wonder if they’ve ever stopped a single injury. I figure if you’re not smart enough to figure it out on your own, you’re probably not smart enough to heed a warning. – Assuming you’re able to read in the first place. Of course, the reality is that …

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Dismembered Drawings

Dismembered eyeball drawing

I’ve been doing some significant reorganization which has required combing through lots of stuff I haven’t looked at for ages. Among some of the containers I found old drawings. Here are two that I did – probably when I was in eighth grade. I’m pretty sure that the drawings that I did then would not …

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17 Years of Whistling into the Wind

Happy 17th Anniversary my dear old website. Another year and this website will be the age of consent. They grow up so fast. “I still blog, but I do think blogging will become obsolete, as there are more ways of interacting on the Web with low barriers to entry for people to engage and participate.” …

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Mayberry STD

When I go out into the sun, I get the herpes. - Andy Griffith Show - Barney Mends a Broken Heart

I love the little oddities that get uncovered by watching old TV shows. On the treadmill the other day, I was watching an episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Andy has an argument with Peggy and Barney tries to make things better by setting him up with another girl. Naturally, the girl is a train-wreck …

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The Love Boat Promises Something for Everyone

The Love Boat Title Screen - February 1 1986

I like watching old TV shows before I got to bed. Something about them helps me relax. So, I’ve been queuing up random shows in the DVR including Hogan’s Heroes, Columbo, Different Strokes among others. The shows are wonderful time capsules: often with hidden marvels. – Sometimes the shows are remarkably clever, others are so bad that …

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February 2018 – Quote of the Month

“The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.” ~Oscar Wilde

Nobody Puts Baby in a Box

Sterilite container with lid inside

Doing some more organizing around the house which means more bins and labels! I have to say, this warning label has saved me from a lot of embarrassing situations… Seriously though: every hospital should have to show this label to every parent of a newborn before allowing the parents to take the baby home. The …

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Containers, Label Makers and Severed Heads

Containers, Label Makers and Severed Heads

Three of my favorite things: organized Sterilite and Hefty containers, my Model PT-D40 Brother Label Maker and Halloween severed heads. 

Seasonal Candy

Halloween Candy in July

Halloween candy spotted in a store. “So what? – it’s September 28th! ‘Tis the season!“, you say. The photo was taken on July 31st. (I kid you not.) On second thought, maybe it was just very late candy from last year…

Lettuce Spellcheck

Eat 'n Park Signage Misspelling

I’ve never been a great speller, but c’mon!  – Eat ‘n Park missed the pun, “Salad Bar, Can’t be Beet! Let-Us Eat”!

This is in My Basement

Skeleton corpse with babydoll homemade Halloween prop

Everyone has to have a hobby.

Fluffy Pillow or ET Arms

contour-pillow-use-illustrations

Shopping at a local Sears Outlet, my eye was caught by a comfy looking pillow. Looking closer, I see that the manufacturer was kind enough to provide an illustrated guide on how to use the pillow. Looking closer yet, I noticed the girl with the E.T. Arms. Ouuuuch… (PS. * Yes: I know, the pillow …

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