Clown and Pig have Bad Intentions

Have you ever watched a horror film that depicted a possessed or evil doll and thought that it stretches credulity to think that anybody would ever buy such a creepy looking toy in real life?

Annabelle the doll

Annabelle the doll from the 2014 movie says, ‘Take me home. What could go wrong?’

Chucky Doll

Chucky from the 1981 movie “Child’s Play” has eyes that only a serial killer could find enticing.

Well, wonder no more. I spotted these two evil stuffed toys leering out from the bin of an arcade claw game in a local Steak ‘n Shake, just waiting to dine on the flesh and soul of some foolish suburban family.

Stuffed Clown and Pig with Bad Intentions

Stuffed Clown and Pig will drink the warm blood of your children.

“Here you go kids. – Enjoy your new stuffed toys and sweet dreams!”

February 2016 – Quote of the Month

“Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired.”

~Robert Strauss

Fit to be Tied

Trying to increase my fitness, I’ve been working out six to seven days a week, for 30-90 minutes a day. – A pretty respectable workout routine. And yet, in spite of the fact that I’m going out of my way to pick up weights and run, I get very irritated anytime I forget my water bottle or music and I have to walk a single flight of steps to retrieve them so that I can start my exercises.

January 2016 – Quote of the Month

“We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.”

~Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Elven and Hobbit Power Tools

Amazon recommendations for me under, “Power & Hand Tools”. Oh Amazon! You know me so well!

Funny Elves and Hobbit Power Tool Recommendations from Amazon

December 2015 – Quote of the Month

“The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is reason.”

~Thomas Paine

India Observations Redux

Jaipur India - Older Man with Orange Turban by Glen Green - GlenGreenPhotography.comI’ve been back from India for over a month and thought I’d share a few more observations from the trip to compliment my Bangalore Vernacular post from October.

  • There are many road-side options to buy motorcycle helmets, and although drivers often wore them, passengers (which are very common), seldom do. – This lack of head gear includes children and women who often ride on the same bike with the helmeted man driving.
  • Many women ride side-saddle in saris as passengers on motorcycles (usually without helmets – as noted above). – A very scary sight: I kept dreading seeing a woman’s dress get pulled into the spokes of the bike – yanking her hard onto the road and into the fast moving, chaotic traffic.
  • Even though there is an over abundance of garbage piled along the roads, there is almost no graffiti to be seen.
  • Although male-female Public Displays of Affection (PDA) are not to be seen, men platonically hold hands, hug, and walk with arms around each other in spite of the fact that there seems to be strong cultural currents of homophobia.
  • Traffic speed is controlled by large speed bumps.
  • Motorists drive the center of the road – apparently to maximize the options available to them in terms of lanes and passing.
  • Given the very poor state of road maintenance, tire repair and replacement stands are common road-side sights.
  • At night, the vast majority of people street-side are men. – Women go missing.
  • People seen along the roads, squat as opposed to sit: this includes older people.
  • The areas around the India airports of Bangalore, New Dehli and Jaipur (at least), are kept relatively tidy and are complimented with extensive gardens.
  • There are swastika (svastikas in Sanskrit) – an ancient symbol of auspiciousness in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism. Of course, India had the symbol before the Nazis, but it still catches the eye and one realizes how deep and dark the Nazi symbolism is to the Western eye.
  • In spite of the ever-present refuse, markets areas smell good with the scents of flowers and food – only occasionally punctured with something more pungent.

If I had to sum up my experience in India into a bumper-sticker, I’d say that it isn’t always pretty but it is always interesting. Poverty and pollution are realities of India and likely to shock those who have not previously visited a developing nation, (or ventured outside of their Caribbean vacation resort compounds). However, the open minded traveler is well rewarded with a country full of vitality, amazing sights, warm hospitality and countless pleasant surprises. Just don’t drink the water and you’ll be more than fine.

November 2015 – Quote of the Month

“The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.”

~Sir Richard Burton

Travel Tip for Parents

A traveling tip for parental units: When the airport luggage carousel is jam pack surrounded with adults trying to get their bags, you’d be wise to move the little kiddies away from the machinery instead of letting them play with it, occupying a much needed spot. Alternatively: keep your mouth shut if your spawn gets clipped by an adult heaving a 50lb suitcase off of a conveyor belt when there is no more than 6 inches of space on either side.
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October 2015 – Quote of the Month

“Now everyone dreams of a love lasting and true
But you and I know what this world can do
So let’s make our steps clear that the other may see
And I’ll wait for you
If I should fall behind
Wait for me”

~Bruce Springsteen

Bangalore Vernacular

Motorcycle basket with huge basketI’m a few days into my first trip to Bangalore (Bengaluru), or for that matter: my first trip to India.

A few initial, random observations:

  • People are very friendly (but then again: I’m of the philosophy that you find what you’re looking for when you travel).
  • Plugs tend to spark a bit when you stick them in an outlet.
  • Driving on the road involves extra dimensional spaces that did not exist a moment before your car somehow, wondrously, did not collide with an oncoming auto, motorcycle and pedestrian.
  • Vehicles use their horns as a form of echolocation. The regularly send out beeps, testing if the coast is clear and letting others know they are there. Pedestrians, motorist and cyclist do not seem at all perturbed by the regular blasts and few honks seem to be in anger.
  • The city is exceedingly vibrant and forever in motion. There is a continues stream of street vignettes: each different from the last.
  • Service is top notch.
  • There are a lot of street dogs. (A lot more than there are street cows.)
  • People tend to be sharp dressers – and women’s outfits are often particularly striking and beautiful. – Makes me wish that we could see some of those fashions take hold in the US.
  • Apparently, Indians can’t recognize an American accent when they hear one. Compared to Greece, when every person could identify an American from a block away before ever opening one’s mouth. Indians can have a conversation with you and then ask what country you’re from.
  • As we drive on the right side of the road in the US, we also tend to walk down the right side of hallways and rooms. Conversely, in India, everything is reverse. This results in regular confusion and near collisions as I walk down the inappropriate side.

September 2015 – Quote of the Month

“I don’t think the American Dream was that everyone was going to make it or that everyone was going to make a billion dollars, but it was that everyone was going to have an opportunity and the chance to live a life with some decency and a chance for some self-respect.”

~Bruce Springsteen
(as captured in the anthology, Bruce Springsteen Talking)

An Absolute Monarchy in the Minds of Men

For all of the humanistic conventions and relative progressiveness of Pope Francis*, that is enchanting the people; here, at the bedrock is what continues to disturb me: the fostering of supernatural, magical beliefs. If the disservice and damage that this magical mindset does among the everyday individual is disturbing enough, it is downright scary when found in the halls of power.

*(Although not reflected in change of doctrine.)

In his congressional office, Rep. Bob Brady, D-Pa., drinks from the glass of water Pope Francis used during his speech to Congress. Stan White/U.S. Rep. Bob Brady's office via AP

In his congressional office, Rep. Bob Brady, D-Pa., drinks from the glass of water Pope Francis used during his speech to Congress.

As reported in “The Blaze“:

 

Brady took the glass to his Capitol Hill office where he sipped some of the water. The Pennsylvania Democrat passed it around to his wife and staffers.

“Anything the pope touches becomes blessed,” he told The Post. “I think so and no one is going to change my mind.”

According to The Post, Brady invited Sen. Bob Casey (D-Pa.) to his office to dip his fingers in the remaining water. Brady’s wife and mother apparently also took part in that practice.

And so, one is reminded of Francis Bacon:

Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men.

– Francis Bacon

August 2015 – Quote of the Month

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.

~ Abraham Lincoln

Based on Your Browsing History, Amazon Recommends…

I take a perverse satisfaction in these screen captures from my Amazon account.

Taken as a group, they paint quite the picture.

  • A motion activated light
  • A dustbuster
  • Wireless video camera with night vision
  • A life sized animatronic clown
  • 12 D-Cell Batteries
  • Mask Latex
  • Cable Splitter

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Sounds like the making of a hell of a party if you ask me!

July 2015 – Quote of the Month

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

~ Bertrand Russell

Drive-in

I hadn’t been to a drive-in since my early twenties. That’s some time ago. With summer at hand, and a plan to take Friday July 24th off of work, we found ourselves free to stay out late on a Thursday night (avoiding crowds), so we headed out to the Moon Township ‘Dependable’ drive-in.

We drove about an hour, sat in lawn chairs in fleece jackets in the cool summer air, endured neighboring cars shining headlights into our eyes, watched the Minions movie in a distant screen and listened to thin, tinny sound through old speakers mounted on a pole next to us. My 75 inch high-def TV and surround sound offers far superior visuals and sound.

Funnel Cake and Drive-in speaker

We had pizza, a corn dog, popcorn and funnel cake buried under powdered sugar. Drive-in health food.

Sunset at the drive-in snack bar

Sunset on the drive-in snack bar.

Classic Drive in screen: For Delicious Tasty Treats Visit Our Refreshment Center

A wonderful, vintage snack bar intermission between the double features.

… And yet it was wonderful. – A slice of Americana; a dream of summer internal; a heartfelt pull of childhood nostalgia. I salute the proprietors the ‘Dependable’: the staff was friendly, the food was good and they clearly had a love of the vintage heyday of drive-ins.

I’ll happily do it again.

June 2015 – Quote of the Month

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

~Stephen Colbert

Let Freedom Ring

Let Freedom Ring - Marriage Equality

May 2015 – Quote of the Month

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May, but at length the season of summer does come.

~Thomas Carlyle

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