I’ll confess that I’ve never had much of a scatological funny bone but I do have a keen sense of the surreal.
Shopping at Target during the Halloween season I came across glow-in-the dark plastic poo in the $1 dollar bin that greets visitors on entry into the store.
Target’s Glowing Dog Dung (iPhone 4 Photo)
I marvel at the following:
- Note the yellow pile in the photo – it has a shape different than the others, with a different blister pack. That means that there isn’t just one kind of glow in the dark dog poop – there are multiple types.
- What do the factory workers in China think of the U.S.?
- Fake canine crapola is one thing, but florescent colored glowing dog droppings doesn’t even make sense as a prank! It’s not like it is going to fool anybody for a second, unless you expect Rover is eating irradiated puppy chow.
If we’re to have an apocalypse, I don’t think it will be marked by the coming of plagues and famine. I think the seventh seal will be phosphorescent pooch piles.
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