All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

Increasingly, politics leaves me infuriated. The October GOP induced government shut down and threatened debt ceiling default had me almost shaking with anger. This is a self inflicted wound that is the result of so many wrongs ranging from the control of the popular media by the rich few to political gerrymandering.

I’m afraid that our system has been hacked and I’m not sure that I see a way out of it.

And yet, I think of lines from the essay, “Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young” written by Mary Schmich (and popularized in the Baz Luhrmann song, “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)”:

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

And so I try to temper my dread with the knowledge that we’ve had robber barons before, but my concern is that the sophistication has increased so much and that the engines of the world are so much greater that when the wrench finally falls into the works, the machine will tear the world apart.

Sigh.

Since I wrote those opening paragraphs, I took a break from writing and now, on returning, I’m keenly feeling how futile righteous political indignation is on the internet – on one person’s little, personal blog, lost in cyberspace…Animal Farm Pig and Barn Wall commandments

It’s just to my mind, we’re being played and I feel a certain social obligation to be ‘awake’ to issues of our day. I think of George Orwell’s Animal Farm and when the animals would return to the defaced writing on the side of the barn and forgot what was originally written there.

Orwell wrote Animal Farm in response to communism in Spain, and yet the themes of propaganda are applicable to other societies and political structures. As Orwell wrote:

“…how easily totalitarian propaganda can control the opinion of enlightened people in democratic countries”

I think that in capitalistic societies and in modern times, unfettered Big Business is an equal threat to our democracy – a threat with Madison Avenue marketing sophistication.

I distrust Objectivism and Libertarianism for the same reason I distrust Communism. – They are opposing extremes, but they both fail for the same reason: they don’t appreciate the balance of individualism and shared responsibility.

I don’t think that there is a grand conspiracy – a secret sect’s hall of Illuminati toasting their 1500 year plan. Instead, I think that it is individuals who, having come to wealth on the fortune and efforts of their nation, become forgetful, full of avarice and so work to reset the balance in their favor. I think that’s a scarier scenario because it doesn’t take a master plan wrought by a clan of keen intellects. No, it takes something in far greater supply than that: it just takes ignorance and greed.

September 2013 – Quote of the Month

A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.

– David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, 1748  

Baby’s First Logo

On work days, in an effort to ease my transition from the river Lethe to the living world, I watch the morning news including the featured stories on NBC’s Today Show.

And so I watched as they interrupted their morning banter with “breaking news”: a video that was tied to some story about birth. The live video featured a woman at the very moment when her child was born, complete with an reporter in the room.

By my count, within about 54 seconds after the newborn girl exited the womb, they presented the baby with a “onesie” that include the NBC morning logo.

And so it is that we market and sell every experience in our lives. It’s just a shame that they didn’t get that logo on the baby while she was still in the birth canal.

As for me: I’d like my death to be brought to you by Snickers.

The Today Show gives a newborn its first advertisement seconds after being born.

The Today Show gives a newborn its first advertisement seconds after being born.

  You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertising.

– Norman Douglas

August 2013 – Quote of the Month

The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.

– Paul Valery

50 Years Later – The Dream Lives On

The man had tremendous courage and he forfeited his life for his ideals. His lesson of non-violence and humanity for our fellow humans is a lesson that still needs taught, still needs to be full realized but today. Today, on the 50th anniversary of his famous 17 minute speech, “I Have A Dream”, we celebrate the progress that has been made and remember that the goal of universal equality is  far from finished.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

Doctor Martin Luther King Jr

Doctor Martin Luther King Jr

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

– Doctor Martin Luther King Jr

Alas, if you want to legally read the whole Doctor Martin Luther King Jr.’s , “I Have A Dream” speech, you’ll need to buy a copy. – The Washington post has an interesting essay on the subject. 

July 2013 – Quote of the Month

One man practicing kindness in the wilderness is worth all the temples this world pulls.

― Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums

Lusus Naturae Menus

We stopped at Pittsburgh’s Rocky’s Route 8 on June 6th after work, interested to try someplace new to eat. The food wasn’t great but we managed to get some funny pictures at least.

This Little Piggy Wants to Eat Your Soul

We had to wait more than an hour for mediocre wings and a hamburger, in spite of the fact that there were only three other occupied tables. Fortunately the restaurant’s unsettling table place cards did a fine job suppressing our appetites.

Funny and Scary Picture of an insane pig table place card (iPhone Photo by Your Host)

Scary insane pig wants you to eat fattening foods (iPhone 4 Photo by Your Humble Host)

The farmer pig feigns a smile but his furrowed brow and sad eyes reveals he is a soulless husk of his former self, having sold out to the restaurant consortium.

The Evil Twin Laughs at Your Hunger

But if that wasn’t unsettling enough, the pig has a conjoined twin on his flip side. – A monster of a genetic engineering fry cook…

What's on the menu at the island of Doctor Moreau (iPhone 4 Photo by Yours Truly)

What’s on the menu at the island of Doctor Moreau (iPhone 4 Photo by Yours Truly)

What in hell is happened to his feet?!

What’s Old is New Again

With a little elbow grease, I’ve dusted off the first of my legacy website posts and present them framed within the latest iteration of GlenGreen.com.

These old posts were languishing in purgatory but now I’ve setup permanent redirects and moved the first year – 2001 to the 2012 redesigned site. 2001 represented some of my first experimental posts and don’t make for great reading other than, perhaps, for the amusement one finds in watching a toddler fall down a lot as it learns to walk.

The original legacy posts didn’t have titles, but just using the original dates isn’t very search engine friendly, so as I revitalize them, I’m fixing broken links, correcting typos when I see them, adding tags, categories and the occasional editor’s note as well as stamping them with some post hoc titles.

Stay tuned for more of the past bubbling to the present as I do more house keeping in the coming months.

June 2013 – Quote of the Month

If ever there was a slamming of the door in the face of constructive investigation, it is the word miracle. To a medieval peasant, a radio would have seemed like a miracle.

― Richard Dawkins

I Expect More from a Dinosaur

It’s free and it has Dinosaurs, other than that, Jurassic Park Builder for the iPad has no redeeming values as a game and yet, sadly, I keep ‘playing’ it.

I put, ‘playing’ in scare quotes because there is virtually nothing in the game that requires any skill with the possible exception of the ‘The Code Red’ when a storm is unleashed on the island, requiring the player to touch each carnivorous dinosaur within a few seconds before time runs out.

Other than that, the game is nothing more than collecting coins and spending them on buildings, dinosaurs and clearing land for more of the same. The game lacks any charm or challenge found in good simulation games since there are no bad decisions to be made.

That said, the game has moderately good production value – with decent graphics, particularly considering that it is free. But really, the game just exists to try and get players to spend real dollars to buy upgrades or to participate in marketing promotions. (Neither of which I do.)

So, why do I play it? Because my iPad sits next to me on a table at home when I’m watching TV and on the occasion that I’m watching something that hasn’t been DVRed, I kill three minutes of commercial time by clicking on dinosaurs to watch the animations and gain coins so that I can engineer more dinosaurs. This is entertainment equivalent of chewing cud.

Jurassic Park Builder game screen shot

Jurassic Park Builder screen shot

Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided – not to endorse your park.

– Dr. Alan Grant

May 2013 – Quote of the Month

What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?”

-― Rowan Atkinson

Twelve Years

‘2001’ still sounds like the future to me. Hell, I grew up watching Space 1999 and could hardly fathom that far flung future when we’d have cool spaceships like the Eagle Transporter.

But now, 2001 seems but a mere moment ago and yet, twelve years ago today I launched the first crude instance of Glen Green Dot Com. And a year ago today, I gave the site an extensive technical overhaul.

During those twelve years, I’ve managed to post to both my World View and Friends and Family sections at least once a month. That’s a minimum of 288 posts, not counting the Quote of the Month updates.

And yet after more than a decade, I still find myself wrestling with my expectations for this site. As I’ve commented before, the balance between personal privacy and having a soapbox to stand on is a breezy high-wire act that often leaves me off balance.

I’d like to post more often here, but I have a number of online sites that need feeding. I’ll admit that there is a good chance that’s a mistake. Perhaps I’m just raising a number of underfed babies as opposed to one healthy one. But those other sites have stemmed from my desire to keep the professional and personal at some distance from each other.

But besides my larger web presence, I have other constraints on my time like having to earn a living and having something of a life away from the computer. And my muse has the annoying habit of visiting me when I can’t post and deserting me when I have the time.

But, I still find merit in writing here if for no other reason, because I do get a kick out of reading past posts from time to time – it is a strange but entertaining measure of one’s time and life. And I often wish that my friends, who I of course find interesting, would do something similar. Facebook is alright but it lends itself more to sound bites than insights.

Well, I have no new site policies or philosophies to roll out. – Today, I’m here just to raise a glass of salute to one of my longest running projects – good, bad or boring, I’ve stuck with it and as always, I thank you for your kind patronage.

Happy 12th anniversary website!

Smooth Criminal Timberlands

One of the boots of a pair of treasured Timberland hikers had the out-sole come loose, so I took some Gorilla Glue and pored it between the rubber and the front of the shoe. I then balanced the boot on the front tip so that the weight would keep the gap pressed closed while it cured.

What I didn’t account for was the fact that Gorilla Glue foams and expands as it dries. When I removed the support from under the boot days later, I found the boot fixed upright to the garage floor like a Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal Loafer.

Hiking boot Gorilla Glued to the garage floor (iPhone photo by Glen Green)

Hiking boot Gorilla Glued to the garage floor
(iPhone 4 photo by Glen Green)

April 2013 – Quote of the Month

The road must be trod, but it will be very hard. And neither strength nor wisdom will carry us far upon it. This quest may be attempted by the weak with as much hope as the strong. Yet it is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: Small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.

-― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

This Might Blow Your Mind

Hey mom and dad, gather the kids around – now the whole family can play an exciting game of chance and mock-suicide with ‘Party Roulette‘!

"Party Roulette" - Russian Roulette for the whole family!

“Party Roulette” – Russian Roulette for the whole family!

If you look closely at the photo, there is one guy who looks shocked while two women on either side of him are laughing. But my favorite is the blood thirsty woman behind him, arms raised in excitement because somebody they’re playing with just blew out an eardrum.

In fairness to the manufacturer, they don’t show kids playing on the box. Still, I was curious if there was an age restriction listed with it. The closest thing I could find was the product listing on Amazon which reads:

WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD — Children under 8 yrs. can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
CHOKING HAZARD — Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

There are clearly dark undertones to this game but if people want to play it: I say go for it. And if adults don’t want their kids playing it (which I think is wise), then don’t give it to the children.

Wikipedia has a list of noteworthy reports on Russian Roulette. Perhaps the most tragic incident is from the actor who still killed himself with a gun blank:

On October 12, 1984, American actor Jon-Erik Hexum suffered severe brain damage as a result of a Russian roulette stunt. The revolver that Hexum used was loaded with blanks and he apparently believed that the stunt was a harmless prank. However, the overpressure wave from the discharge of the blank propelled the round’s wadding into his temple. The impact shattered his skull and caused massive brain trauma. Six days later he was declared brain dead and was taken off life support.

March 2013 – Quote of the Month

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. I am not afraid.

– Marcus Aurelius

Electric Libraries and Thigh-high Mud

Some days the internet is a wonder, where I feel my mind pulled at light speed through a nearly infinite maze of electric libraries and forums – each more interesting than the last. Other days, it’s a slog through thigh-high mud just to answer the door for a spammer or inane Facebook post.

My evening started with a series of Wiki posts with links that led from one fascinating article to the next: so much so even one essay would led me to open several tabs to new articles. – My reading list growing exponentially.

And then I made the mistake of switching to Facebook briefly… Sigh.

I have a love / hate relationship with Facebook. On the positive side, I’ve reconnected with old friends and found that, even 20 or more years after having last spoken with them that we have great simpatico. I also enjoy reading about friends who are far flung to the corners of the world. And even the posts of many I see everyday can be fun or enlightening.

But these are often outweighed by the junk posts: inane comments, dreadful thoughtlessness, and mindless glurge.

And many of my best friends are either not very involved with Facebook or actively hate it, which means that I don’t get to follow the daily happenings or passing insights of some of the people who interest me the most.

I’m not at all sure how to properly handle this dichotomy. I probably just need to unplug for awhile. Right after this next Wiki article…

February 2013 – Quote of the Month

Beware the barrenness of a busy life.

―Socrates

Irony: Made in the USA

Sorting through my photo library, I came across this little gem which I shot in a grocery store in Florida in 2008. I’ll let it speak for itself.

T-shirt: MADE IN U.S.A. AND PROUD OF IT! (Photo by Glen Green)

MADE IN U.S.A. AND PROUD OF IT! (Photo by Glen Green)

 

T-shirt tag: Made in Nicaragua (Photo by Glen Green)

Made in Nicaragua (Photo by Glen Green)

January 2013 – Quote of the Month

The chief beauty about time is that you cannot waste it in advance. The next year, the next day, the next hour are lying ready for you, as perfect, as unspoiled, as if you had never wasted or misapplied a single moment in all your life. You can turn over a new leaf every hour if you choose.

– Arnold Bennett

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